The Russian bragged, "We were the first in space!"

   The American retorted, "We were the first on the moon!"

   The idiot said, "So what, I'm going to be the first on the sun!"

   The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you fool. You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

   To which the idiot replied, "I'm not an idiot, you know. I'm going at night!"