Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you
"like it that way".
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish
voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles(this is most annoying when you didn't even order sprinkles for
your donut).
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day,
thank you."
Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."
Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen to the CD because you insist that it
is "Just better quality"
Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local McDonalds.
Call someone and ask for someone that you know is not there then hang up. Call again about
a half hour later and ask for the same person then hang up again. Wait another half hour and call again and ask for that person
again and then hang up again and wait a hour and call the same number and say that you are the person that you have been calling
for and ask if you had any messages.
Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book.
Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa.
Develop an unnatural fear of random things such as pencils, pens, toast crumbs,
etc.
