Don't do this either.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?"

A guy walks into a bar and says ow

A guy walks into a bartender and says ow

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ow

ow

a guy walks into a bar and a bottle of beer gets thrown at him...He says ow

a guy walks into a bar and kills the bartender... the other customers beat the guy up...he says ow

a guy says ow

a guy walks up to an alligator and the alligator eats his hand, he says ow

Quagmire: OW!

A guy says dude, where my car.  he gets hit by the movie 'dude where's my car' and gets run over by his own car with kenny from south park driving it... Kenny says "finally i'm not the one dying all the time."  Dennis comes and shoots kenny with a kalitakov AK-47 Assault Rifle and steals the car, Dennis and the guy said ow at the same time.

Dennis walked into a bar and says ow

Nononononono lets start over

Dennis walked into a bar when a seagull pooped on him!

No!!!!!!!!!!

Dennis died

no!!!!!!